What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 07:36

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Minds and Behinds

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

In bed, not in music, which is better, a drummer or a bass player?

So, the docs changed it to read

share office space ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

'No Kings' anti-Trump protests across US ahead of his military parade - BBC

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So they tried

Yankees get completely manhandled by Dodgers in ghastly blowout loss - New York Post

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Loons and Moons

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Can someone with ADHD describe the feeling of paralysis and how it affects them?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Just Forget it!

No way

How long does it typically take for whey protein to have an effect on bodybuilding, weight loss, or weight gain?

No go.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why do so many guys love anime girls?

Next, they tried...

Unacceptable again!

Why does my intimate area “sweat” and smell so much? I almost have to have a shower everyday. How do I get rid of this?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No, not a chance

Then came..

More measles exposures are happening at airports and tourist destinations. Here’s what travelers need to know - CNN

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

They put up a sign reading

Thumbs down again.

4 of the Healthiest Cooking Oils to Use—and 3 You Should Limit, According to Dietitians - EatingWell

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good

Freaks and Cheeks

Science news this week: 'City-killer' asteroid swarms and a buried toddler 'Ice Prince' - Live Science

Everyone loved it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Catatonics & High Colonics

Voyager IPO: Stock Rockets 84% Higher in Trading Debut - Barron's

Nuts and Butts

Hysterias & Posteriors

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Which is the correct Tamil New Year, Thai-1 or Chithirai-1?