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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 07:36

Analysis & Anal Cysts
Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
In bed, not in music, which is better, a drummer or a bass player?
So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
'No Kings' anti-Trump protests across US ahead of his military parade - BBC
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
Yankees get completely manhandled by Dodgers in ghastly blowout loss - New York Post
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Can someone with ADHD describe the feeling of paralysis and how it affects them?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
No way
No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why do so many guys love anime girls?
Next, they tried...
—
Unacceptable again!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
Thumbs down again.
4 of the Healthiest Cooking Oils to Use—and 3 You Should Limit, According to Dietitians - EatingWell
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Catatonics & High Colonics
Voyager IPO: Stock Rockets 84% Higher in Trading Debut - Barron's
Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.